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In Hollywood these days, the celebrity feuds are unfortunately becoming less and less important. It?s sad to think that people care more about the circumference of Kim Kardashian?s butt than about whether or not Paris and Nicole are still speaking.

Although it is 2012, NYU Local would love to bring back the old beefing days of starlets. Who remembers when Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan were in a supposed feud over Aaron Carter? And who remembers when Paris Hilton was in a feud with everyone? We do, because here at NYU Local, we love to focus on the important people of society: trainwreck divas. The media has picked up on some recent fights, including a?televised?altercation between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey. Consequently, we thought it?d be a good idea to put the various divas head-to-head in our Deathmatch series!

Amanda Bynes vs. Lindsay Lohan

The better-looking Mugshot:

Amanda Bynes takes the cake on this one. While Lindsay Lohan looks like a young coked-out version of Courtney Love, Amanda Bynes is keeping it ?classy with a capital K? by rocking a smirk and bubblegum hair.

More Talented:

It?s a tough task to beat out Lindsay Lohan for talent. Although the starlet has gotten herself into trouble with the police in recent years, her natural talent is undeniable. We?ve seen this charm and skill in movies such as The Parent Trap, Mean Girls, and Freaky Friday. Amanda Bynes has had her share of comedic films, including Easy A, Big Fat Liar, and She?s The Man, but Linday?s movies stand out more as iconic films.

More Comedic:

Before we declare the winner, we must say that both women hilarious. With that said, Lohan won the entire world over with Mean Girls, but was that enough to make her more comedic than Amanda Bynes? We?re going to say no. Lindsay Lohan may be naturally funny, especially in Mean Girls, but she cannot compare to Bynes? run on shows such as All That! and The Amanda Show. Lohan has had other comedic highlights in her career such as other films and TV guest spots (ex. Saturday Night Live), but Amanda Bynes always delivers the punchline better and more sober than Lindsay.

Overall:

Although Amanda Bynes is lovable, we have to just take a bow at firecrotch Lindsay Lohan for making the Nickelodeon vs. Disney feuds relevant again. Also, Lindsay Lohan wins style points for having freckles.

Mariah Carey vs. Nicki Minaj

In a recent filming of American Idol auditions, Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj engaged in a verbal fight over a contestant?s performance.

On Sunday night, Wendy Williams was a guest on Andy Cohen?s show, Watch What Happens Live!?She put it best by saying that the feud was 50% fake, 50% real, which gives us all the more reason to watch. Although rumors surfaced that it was a staged publicity stunt, there is no way that Minaj?s reaction was fake. Minaj was either set up by the production company or she is just a ?stupid hoe.?

More Talented:

Hands down, Mariah Carey! Whether you like it or not, we all know that Mariah is a legend and that Nicki Minaj cannot sing for her life. Sometimes, I feel like the only reason that God gave us these two divas is so that we can appreciate Beyonce that much more. Seriously, Mariah was the voice that bridged the gap between Whitney Houston and Beyonce. Now, Nicki Minaj just makes Beyonce look even more like a saint. With all of Minaj?s crazy faces, we don?t know if an exorcism is going on or if Minaj needs to be put in a psychiatric ward.

In the end, Mariah should simply win Most Talented for blessing the world with ?All I Want For Christmas Is You.?

More Basic:

This whole fight was a Battle of The Basics. We have to say though that Nicki Minaj takes the crown in being the more basic diva. With costumes that she calls ?outfits? and a rapping career that is dying quicker than Larry King, Minaj is on her way out the door if she doesn?t stop trying too hard. Minaj had a right to be mad during the fight, but she also had the opportunity to be classy. As we know, Nicki Minaj and classiness go together like Paula Deen and broccoli.

Overall:

At this point, it?s a battle of the basics. Nicki Minaj and her costumes need to sit down and Mariah Carey needs a reality check. There is no winner because both divas? careers are slowly dying. Instead of joining reality television show, they should focus on their music.

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Source: http://nyulocal.com/entertainment/2012/10/10/diva-deathmatch-battle-of-the-hollywood-starlets-and-wannabes/

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